St. Alfonzo’s Revenge

Who can take a misty raindrop

Shovel in some bovine stool

Tickle-me chords on the piano

Blow it out yer didgeridoo

Accidentally occidental

Can ya cover up the king of the jews 

Please!

Welcome to pancakes for the ingrates

Would you lend me your attention

Divide it into left and right

Did you think this would last forever

It will if we just keep up the fight

Fry ‘em up in every color, 

Of beige and pink and white 

Yum!

All shades of pancakes for the ingrates

And the people cried 

Hold me hold me rock me till sun rise 

Rock me till supper even

Lookit here folks nothing to see go back home 

Go home!

See me, love me, save me, lookit I’m dyin’ here 

I’m DYYYYYYYIN’!

Join them singing

Show me show me  Know me know me 

Hold me in your gaze

Scold me scold me Told me told me

Thou wert the only way

Where are all my friends and family

Little sister done chased ‘em away

Whun it ‘posed to be big bruddha 

Little sister blew big brother away

Oh wow  ain’t that a bitch sir

Why Yessir she certainly is

Still this guy’s got pancakes for the ingrates

A nameless tree grows in the desert

Nary a soul in sight

Pray for rain, pray for rainbows

The storm is passing over tonight

Mangos kiwis bananas, sing it till ya get it tight 

Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi

Roll up those pancakes with the ingrates 

And the people sang 

Hallelujah, Hare Krishna 

Krishna Rama baby

Holy Holy Holy

Holy Shit

Holy mother fucking shit!

All is sacred, all is sleazy it’s just that easy    

Sleazy pleazey

Show me show me , know me know me 

Hold me in your gaze

Scold me scold me, ya told me told me

Thou wert the only way

And then, just when all hope was lost, a parade of monks arrived

Heralding a brand new day

Turning our pills into skills, and our pancakes into panache

Placentae ad ingrati  

Placentas ingrati

Amantes sunt amentes   

Lovers are crazy

Lovers are lunatics

Some folks don’t know how good they got it

Surely you don’t mean me

Sold their oranges for sleazy pancakes

Sniffed ‘em in our olfactory 

Ten thousand hours of ther’py

In a single night of cakes and syr’py

Three cheers for pancakes and the ingrates

Hip Hip Hooray hooray hooray

Hip hip hooray hooray hooray

No Thanks for the Cakes!